Sunday, March 06, 2005
More Gannon Jokes
Stolen from a post on my daily kos diary.
Why was a male prostitute so excited to work in the White House. Where else could he find so many giant pricks and assholes fully exposed under one roof?
What is the difference between the Jackson and Gannon Scandals? One story appears to have more meat than the other.
Why won't the religious right condemn Karl Rove and the gay prostitute? Because at least Rove devoutly serviced his God while he was on his knees.
Why did Gannon choose to be a Republican rather than a Democrat? Because right now most Democrats are just a bunch of pussies.
Why is gardening Karl Roves favorite hobby? Because he really enjoys screwing around with his plants.
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Why was a male prostitute so excited to work in the White House. Where else could he find so many giant pricks and assholes fully exposed under one roof?
What is the difference between the Jackson and Gannon Scandals? One story appears to have more meat than the other.
Why won't the religious right condemn Karl Rove and the gay prostitute? Because at least Rove devoutly serviced his God while he was on his knees.
Why did Gannon choose to be a Republican rather than a Democrat? Because right now most Democrats are just a bunch of pussies.
Why is gardening Karl Roves favorite hobby? Because he really enjoys screwing around with his plants.
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More Good Steals from AmericaBlog
There are two possible implications of the Jeff Gannon story:
A) Security at the highest levels of government was so incredibly lax as to be worthless. This implies that Homeland Security, the Patriot Act, everything done under Ashcroft, all the freedoms given up, were for nothing. It was a sham, and we are not any safer, just less free.
This also implies that the media that sold us war, homeland security, covered terror alerts nonstop, and promoted "a wartime president" that was "strong on security" has been deceiving us.
B) He was given a pass through the usual security because the government is engaging in propaganda. The news is fake, the media can't be trusted, and coverage of the White House especially can't be trusted.
Given those two options, the Jeff Gannon story carried to the furthest conclusions, does it really surprise you that they won't get it right? It's not "blogophobia", right-wing intimidation and guilt, or fear of handling the gay angle. Covering this story with any real depth sends a message that says, "We, the media, are not only completely full of shit, we have been intentionally manipulating your perceptions." There are two things the media doesn't want to do: tell everyone how the news is manufactured; and let the public feel stupid for believing them. The Gannon story's full implications could do both. That's why they really avoid it.
JAS Email Homepage 03.06.05 - 5:15 am #
A) Security at the highest levels of government was so incredibly lax as to be worthless. This implies that Homeland Security, the Patriot Act, everything done under Ashcroft, all the freedoms given up, were for nothing. It was a sham, and we are not any safer, just less free.
This also implies that the media that sold us war, homeland security, covered terror alerts nonstop, and promoted "a wartime president" that was "strong on security" has been deceiving us.
B) He was given a pass through the usual security because the government is engaging in propaganda. The news is fake, the media can't be trusted, and coverage of the White House especially can't be trusted.
Given those two options, the Jeff Gannon story carried to the furthest conclusions, does it really surprise you that they won't get it right? It's not "blogophobia", right-wing intimidation and guilt, or fear of handling the gay angle. Covering this story with any real depth sends a message that says, "We, the media, are not only completely full of shit, we have been intentionally manipulating your perceptions." There are two things the media doesn't want to do: tell everyone how the news is manufactured; and let the public feel stupid for believing them. The Gannon story's full implications could do both. That's why they really avoid it.
JAS Email Homepage 03.06.05 - 5:15 am #
Top Ten
The Top 10 Theories How Gannon Met Rove
Number 10. Met during interviews for new White House “undercover” operatives.
Number 9. Responded to White House classified, “Now Hiring Pricks For White House Internship”.
Number 8. Was acting as a pimp for the Bush Twins.
Number 7. Wanted to see if there was a bigger prick in DC than Bush.
Number 6. Rove’s wife lost her strap on.
Number 5. Got excited while watching Gomer Pyle reruns and wanted a real Marine.
Number 4. Needed someone to help pull his head out of Bush’s ass.
Number 3. Confused putting a condom on Gannon with the Missile Defense Strategy.
Number 2. Missed playing with Powell’s Colin.
And the number One theory on how Gannon met Rove…. Needed a Big Dick to satisfy an even bigger asshole. pdxcraig Email Homepage 03.06.05 - 2:54 pm #
Number 10. Met during interviews for new White House “undercover” operatives.
Number 9. Responded to White House classified, “Now Hiring Pricks For White House Internship”.
Number 8. Was acting as a pimp for the Bush Twins.
Number 7. Wanted to see if there was a bigger prick in DC than Bush.
Number 6. Rove’s wife lost her strap on.
Number 5. Got excited while watching Gomer Pyle reruns and wanted a real Marine.
Number 4. Needed someone to help pull his head out of Bush’s ass.
Number 3. Confused putting a condom on Gannon with the Missile Defense Strategy.
Number 2. Missed playing with Powell’s Colin.
And the number One theory on how Gannon met Rove…. Needed a Big Dick to satisfy an even bigger asshole. pdxcraig Email Homepage 03.06.05 - 2:54 pm #
Saturday, March 05, 2005
Democrats: Wimps or Pussies?
Lots of people in the lefty online community complain that our representatives are weak and don't stand up for their liberal convictions. Its true that they don't, but why? Well I think it comes down to the fact that we, their constituency, neither protect our friends or punish our foes. Its most evident in the media, but its true of our politicians as well.
Recently Eason Jordan was fired as head of CNN international for saying something we know to be true: That U.S. forces had targeted and killed journalists in the war in Iraq. Meanwhile Brit Hume can lie and claim that F.D.R. supported Bush's social security piratization plan. These aren't the exceptions these are the new rules.
The left wing can barely bring down James Guckert; a male prostitute likely used to going down, pretending to be a white house reporter. If Clinton had let such a creature into his news room he'd have been tarred, feathered, and ridden out of town on a rail.
Other than saying we've got to be tougher, I really don't know what we can do about this. We got troubles buddy.
Recently Eason Jordan was fired as head of CNN international for saying something we know to be true: That U.S. forces had targeted and killed journalists in the war in Iraq. Meanwhile Brit Hume can lie and claim that F.D.R. supported Bush's social security piratization plan. These aren't the exceptions these are the new rules.
The left wing can barely bring down James Guckert; a male prostitute likely used to going down, pretending to be a white house reporter. If Clinton had let such a creature into his news room he'd have been tarred, feathered, and ridden out of town on a rail.
Other than saying we've got to be tougher, I really don't know what we can do about this. We got troubles buddy.
Friday, March 04, 2005
Gannon: Interesting?
FrankSpace
Cut and pasted from a thread at Obsidian Wings
Jes- I think interesting is an understatement. More like: weirldly, strangly, bizarrely, interesting, fascinating, and compelling.
As the poor man pointed out: its proof of the existence of the Lord. That a media whore would turn out to be a prostitute.
I felt I was being critisized for "speculation", and I try not to, but I keep trying to imagine a good reason: why did the White House need daily visits from a gay prostitute. Couldn't whoever his boyfriend was wait until he got home? Oh wait.... :)
Posted by: Frank | March 4, 2005 07:03 AM
Cut and pasted from a thread at Obsidian Wings
Jes- I think interesting is an understatement. More like: weirldly, strangly, bizarrely, interesting, fascinating, and compelling.
As the poor man pointed out: its proof of the existence of the Lord. That a media whore would turn out to be a prostitute.
I felt I was being critisized for "speculation", and I try not to, but I keep trying to imagine a good reason: why did the White House need daily visits from a gay prostitute. Couldn't whoever his boyfriend was wait until he got home? Oh wait.... :)
Posted by: Frank | March 4, 2005 07:03 AM
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Legal Crackdown on Blogging.
FrankSpace
Everyone in the left bloggosphere is getting their panties in a bunch over this story. link
Looks like Rove figured out how to distract us from Gannon.
I wonder if the American webhosting industry is going to end up "collateral damage."
Everyone in the left bloggosphere is getting their panties in a bunch over this story. link
Looks like Rove figured out how to distract us from Gannon.
I wonder if the American webhosting industry is going to end up "collateral damage."
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Bullshit!
Autolink must be stopped
FrankSpace
Usually I avoid technical stuff, but this sounds dangerous.
http://levinson.blogs.com/blog/2005/02/autolink_must_b.html
Usually I avoid technical stuff, but this sounds dangerous.
http://levinson.blogs.com/blog/2005/02/autolink_must_b.html
